Pulp Celluloid

tolkienhoe:

femmefaramir:

penny-anna:

kayla-bird:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

(via almostnotahobbit)

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

• Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
• Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
• Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 
• Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
• The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

• The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.
  

adding this to the post for posterity:

• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist
  

im going insane

• Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off
  
• Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of Congress 

just playing catchup. zero days have passed since the creation of this post. 

• Bungie regains independence from Activision and retains publishing rights for Destiny
  

(via blindedbybooks)

allthingshyper:

depizan:

Woah. Timothy Zahn, are you me?

I often hear the argument that having major characters die is more realistic than having them always come through unscathed. Of course it is. But I personally don’t want my fiction to necessarily be “realistic” – I want my fiction to be entertaining. For me, that means watching engaging characters I care about get into and out of dangerous predicaments, working and thinking together in order to defeat the bad guys. While some authors (and readers) like the tension of wondering who will live and who will die, I prefer the tension of seeing how the heroes are going to think or work their ways out of each difficult or impossible situation they find themselves in. If I want realism and the deaths of people I care about, I can turn on the news.

–Timothy Zahn, interviewed by TheForce.Net, 2008

Tim Zahn just summed up my entire issue with adult movies and fiction

I do not want to get invested in a character just to have them die or be violated or whatever, I don’t care that it’s dramatic. It’s not fun, it just leaves me angry and frustrated that I wasted my time on this media.

(via rainydaypaperback)

ann-fortunately:

ann-fortunately:

current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur

(via ahumblestart)